British Shorthair
Hi there,
Because it is made of warm. If not for sits, why is it made of warm? Human is trying to work but I require attention. Keyboard is best pillow. Ctrl+Alt+Meow.
I must run fast. I must run nowhere. The invisible greebles are chasing me across the hallway. Parkour off the sofa, drift on the hardwood floor. Sing the song of my people.
Look at this British Blue magnificent coat. It is pure density. I am a round loaf of bread. Maximum chonk achieved. Please admire my cheeks but do not touch the belly. It is a trap.
I can see the bottom of the bowl. Just a tiny spot, but it means starvation is imminent. Human, why have you forsaken me? I shall scream until the kibble is replenished. Mlem mlem.
It moves, but it cannot be caught. I pounce, I swat, but the red bug is faster than light. Is it sorcery? I will chitter at it from the window. One day I will catch it.
I am sitting on the highest shelf like a gargoyle. I see you eating that snack without sharing. Disappointed. I will knock this glass of water over just to test gravity. Oops.
System is going down for a 4-hour recharge on the warm radiator. Do not attempt to move the admin.
The bottom of the food bowl is visible. This is a critical emergency. Please send help (and tuna) immediately.
The vacuum cleaner has returned to the living room. All units proceed to the top of the fridge for immediate safety.
@Sir_Winston_Blue
Chief Biscuit Maker
@Lady_Fluffington
Professional Window Starer
@Round_Boi_Official
Quality Assurance (Boxes)
@The_Grey_Ghost
3 AM Parkour Expert